| BHSU | 6 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| Curse you, Periplus the Platypus! | 9 | 20.00 | 100% | 78% | 22% |
| Don't be Afraid, the Clown's Afraid Too | 4 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| Evans Hall destruction awaiters | 7 | 8.57 | 71% | 14% | 0% |
| Hang et al., Robert Browning | 3 | 13.33 | 100% | 33% | 0% |
| I prefer really not to speak. If I speak I’m in big trouble | 4 | 10.00 | 75% | 25% | 0% |
| I would prefer not to | 4 | 7.50 | 75% | 0% | 0% |
| In Search of Things Past | 8 | 11.25 | 75% | 38% | 0% |
| Quasicrystal Silence | 5 | 12.00 | 80% | 40% | 0% |
| Romanos IV Diogenes’ Macaroni Grill | 3 | 13.33 | 100% | 33% | 0% |
| Saint Peter Andre 3000 | 4 | 17.50 | 100% | 50% | 25% |
| Teach Us to Outgrow Our Ladness | 8 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |
| Team Name Think Detail | 11 | 19.09 | 100% | 73% | 18% |
| The Canadians | 7 | 20.00 | 100% | 86% | 14% |
| The Catastrophic Implosion of Packet Sub | 10 | 14.00 | 90% | 40% | 10% |
| The Plague (anime)" was redirected to: "Oran High School Host Club | 12 | 16.67 | 92% | 58% | 17% |
| The anti-STOON-dahl cabal (the tall Keyal et al.) | 5 | 20.00 | 100% | 60% | 40% |
| [moderator voice] yes that is so tenpointscore! is your team feeling bonuspilled? | 5 | 6.00 | 40% | 20% | 0% |
| remembrance of lost time | 5 | 14.00 | 100% | 40% | 0% |
| wave2: trimming membership codes 9655377758gp | 5 | 12.00 | 100% | 20% | 0% |