| BHSU | 7 | 21.43 | 86% | 86% | 43% |
| Curse you, Periplus the Platypus! | 11 | 18.18 | 91% | 73% | 18% |
| Don't be Afraid, the Clown's Afraid Too | 4 | 7.50 | 50% | 25% | 0% |
| Evans Hall destruction awaiters | 5 | 18.00 | 100% | 80% | 0% |
| Hang et al., Robert Browning | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| I prefer really not to speak. If I speak I’m in big trouble | 7 | 14.29 | 86% | 43% | 14% |
| I would prefer not to | 5 | 16.00 | 100% | 60% | 0% |
| In Search of Things Past | 6 | 8.33 | 83% | 0% | 0% |
| Quasicrystal Silence | 4 | 12.50 | 50% | 75% | 0% |
| Romanos IV Diogenes’ Macaroni Grill | 5 | 20.00 | 100% | 40% | 60% |
| Saint Peter Andre 3000 | 2 | 25.00 | 100% | 100% | 50% |
| Teach Us to Outgrow Our Ladness | 6 | 16.67 | 100% | 33% | 33% |
| Team Name Think Detail | 9 | 20.00 | 89% | 89% | 22% |
| The Canadians | 4 | 17.50 | 75% | 75% | 25% |
| The Catastrophic Implosion of Packet Sub | 11 | 18.18 | 91% | 82% | 9% |
| The Plague (anime)" was redirected to: "Oran High School Host Club | 9 | 22.22 | 100% | 89% | 33% |
| The anti-STOON-dahl cabal (the tall Keyal et al.) | 9 | 11.11 | 67% | 33% | 11% |
| [moderator voice] yes that is so tenpointscore! is your team feeling bonuspilled? | 3 | 13.33 | 100% | 33% | 0% |
| remembrance of lost time | 7 | 17.14 | 100% | 57% | 14% |
| wave2: trimming membership codes 9655377758gp | 3 | 10.00 | 67% | 33% | 0% |