| BHSU | 6 | 10.00 | 83% | 17% | 0% |
| Curse you, Periplus the Platypus! | 7 | 7.14 | 43% | 29% | 0% |
| Don't be Afraid, the Clown's Afraid Too | 5 | 8.00 | 80% | 0% | 0% |
| Evans Hall destruction awaiters | 5 | 10.00 | 60% | 40% | 0% |
| Hang et al., Robert Browning | 10 | 6.00 | 60% | 0% | 0% |
| I prefer really not to speak. If I speak I’m in big trouble | 6 | 8.33 | 67% | 17% | 0% |
| I would prefer not to | 5 | 14.00 | 80% | 20% | 40% |
| In Search of Things Past | 3 | 6.67 | 67% | 0% | 0% |
| Quasicrystal Silence | 5 | 6.00 | 40% | 0% | 20% |
| Romanos IV Diogenes’ Macaroni Grill | 9 | 7.78 | 56% | 22% | 0% |
| Saint Peter Andre 3000 | 8 | 3.75 | 38% | 0% | 0% |
| Teach Us to Outgrow Our Ladness | 5 | 8.00 | 80% | 0% | 0% |
| Team Name Think Detail | 4 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |
| The Canadians | 6 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |
| The Catastrophic Implosion of Packet Sub | 10 | 16.00 | 80% | 80% | 0% |
| The Plague (anime)" was redirected to: "Oran High School Host Club | 13 | 14.62 | 85% | 62% | 0% |
| The anti-STOON-dahl cabal (the tall Keyal et al.) | 7 | 14.29 | 71% | 43% | 29% |
| [moderator voice] yes that is so tenpointscore! is your team feeling bonuspilled? | 4 | 7.50 | 50% | 25% | 0% |
| remembrance of lost time | 7 | 12.86 | 86% | 43% | 0% |
| wave2: trimming membership codes 9655377758gp | 4 | 20.00 | 100% | 75% | 25% |